The classic Lil’ Asskicker! These reeds are responsive, flexible, free-blowing, and project well in all registers. They are my personal choice for most situations of bassoon-related asskicking.

Precision gouged, shaped, and profiled by Barton Cane, these reeds are made with a Herzberg shape and Barton’s standard profile. It’s very difficult to beat

The classic Lil’ Asskicker! These reeds are responsive, flexible, free-blowing, and project well in all registers. They are my personal choice for most situations of bassoon-related asskicking.

Precision gouged, shaped, and profiled by Barton Cane, these reeds are made with a Herzberg shape and Barton’s standard profile. It’s very difficult to beat the consistency that Barton Cane’s state-of-the-art machines can produce. I also like to save time for, you know, having a life.

The tube of the reed is given a “Herzberg” style bevel AFTER forming. Some say the bevel helps keep the tip and throat of the reed open. Some say it helps seal the tube. Some skip the process altogether to save time and because they are wimps. I think it’s worth the time and helps the reeds kick more ass.
 All reeds dry for a MINIMUM of two weeks after forming.

After finishing and play-testing reeds, I wait at least at least 24 hours before play-testing again, refinishing when necessary.

Tecbond 280 hotmelt glue: Not all hot glues are the same! After consulting with manufacturers and experimenting with MANY, I found this to be the best for bassoon reeds. It is non-toxic and F.D.A. approved* (All the constituent parts of this adhesive have been approved by the American F.D.A. under C.F.R. 21.175.105).

Lead free brass wire from R. J. Leahy.

Reeds are sanitized with a hydrogen peroxide solution in an ultrasonic bath, which also helps quicken the break-in period, and dried for at least three days before packaging.

$5.50 shipping for the first reed, $0 for each additional Hellraiser! INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING is available for $35 import tax not included.

*Lil’ Asskickers bassoon reeds are not for human consumption.

I find these reeds to be especially responsive in the low register, with good response overall, but a bit less flexibility than the classic Asskicker. But that’s just me. Those who haven’t had much success with the Herzberg shape seem do really well with these.

Cane is gouged, shaped, and profiled by Robert Williams, retired principal bassoonist of

I find these reeds to be especially responsive in the low register, with good response overall, but a bit less flexibility than the classic Asskicker. But that’s just me. Those who haven’t had much success with the Herzberg shape seem do really well with these.

Cane is gouged, shaped, and profiled by Robert Williams, retired principal bassoonist of the Detroit Symphony. The shape is very similar to a Rieger 2, with a bit more flare in the back. That’s right, MORE FLARE IN THE BACK! The internal bevel is created before the cane is formed using a special beveling jig. 
 
All reeds dry for a MINIMUM of two weeks after forming.

After finishing and play-testing reeds, I wait at least 24 hours before play-testing again, refinishing when necessary.

Tecbond 280 hotmelt glue: Not all hot glues are the same. After consulting with manufacturers and experimenting with MANY, I found this to be the best for bassoon reeds. It is non-toxic and F.D.A. approved* (All the constituent parts of this adhesive have been approved by the American F.D.A. under C.F.R. 21.175.105).

Lead free brass wire from R. J. Leahy.

Reeds are sanitized with a hydrogen peroxide solution in an ultrasonic bath, which also helps quicken the break-in period, and dried for at least three days before packaging.

$5.50 shipping for the first reed, $0 for each additional Willie! INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING is available for $35 Import tax not included.

*Do not eat, chew, or vape Whoopass Willies

Raise a little hell, whoop a little ass! Each combo contains 1 Herzberg Hellraiser and 1 Whoopass Willie. Pay just $5.50 shipping and order as many as you like. Truthfully, I think one should get 3 or 4 of each to really decide which style works best. But hey, if you just want to kick a LITTLE bit of ass for now, go for it!

*INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

Raise a little hell, whoop a little ass! Each combo contains 1 Herzberg Hellraiser and 1 Whoopass Willie. Pay just $5.50 shipping and order as many as you like. Truthfully, I think one should get 3 or 4 of each to really decide which style works best. But hey, if you just want to kick a LITTLE bit of ass for now, go for it!

*INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING is available for $35. Import tax not included

Not everyone puts Lil' Asskickers on thier bocals. But you can still put on some Lil' Asskicker swag. Start more conversations and get more dates with the Lil' Asskicker Tee!

Sizing info at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269959/tee-sizes.png

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed

Not everyone puts Lil' Asskickers on thier bocals. But you can still put on some Lil' Asskicker swag. Start more conversations and get more dates with the Lil' Asskicker Tee!

Sizing info at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269959/tee-sizes.png

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Get nice and cozy with a Lil' Asskicker hoodie!

Sizing chart at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269957/hoodie-sizes.png

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the

Get nice and cozy with a Lil' Asskicker hoodie!

Sizing chart at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269957/hoodie-sizes.png

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

The Lil' Asskickers mug is great for soaking reeds or teabags. Slay in the office or studio with a Lil' Asskickers mug!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave

The Lil' Asskickers mug is great for soaking reeds or teabags. Slay in the office or studio with a Lil' Asskickers mug!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Lil' Asskickers are here to support you too! The absolute most comfortable way to cover your chest in reeds!

Note the white/black color option only refers to the piping/trim

Size Chart at: https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269956/bra-sizes.png

Get the perfect bra for your workouts! This comfy bra has a soft moisture-wicking fabric, extra materials

Lil' Asskickers are here to support you too! The absolute most comfortable way to cover your chest in reeds!

Note the white/black color option only refers to the piping/trim

Size Chart at: https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269956/bra-sizes.png

Get the perfect bra for your workouts! This comfy bra has a soft moisture-wicking fabric, extra materials in shoulder straps, and removable padding for maximum support.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Sports mesh lining: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Padding: 100% polyurethane perforated foam and 100% polyester moisture-wicking fabric
• Four-way stretch material
• Scoop neckline and racerback
• Support material in shoulder straps, and a wide elastic under breasts
• Best for A–C cups
• Removable padding included
• Mesh lining with slits for removing paddings
• Flat seams and bias binding that eliminate rubbing