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Lil’ Asskickers Bassoon Reeds

Play bassoon. Kick some ass! 

I offer responsive reeds and responsive shipping! All orders are shipped within 3 business days! I have had students wait weeks, even months for reed orders to arrive, that’s why I won’t sell reeds that are not ready to go.


Lil’ Asskickers features include:

  • Play tested on two separate days
  • Two weeks minimum time on the drying rack
  • Internal bevels
  • Lead-free red brass  and stainless steel wire
  • Non-Toxic polyolefin hot melt glue

Lil' Asskickers  reeds are adjusted for optimum response, flexibility, and ass-kicking!
Availible in Hezrberg (Herzberg Hellraiser) and Fox II (Whoopass Willie) shapes. 

Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.
  • Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.
  • Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.
  • Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.
  • Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.

Herzberg Hellraiser- Out of stock again. More around June 1.

The classic Lil’ Asskicker! These reeds are responsive, flexible, free-blowing, and project well in all registers. They are my personal choice for most situations of bassoon-related asskicking.

Precision gouged, shaped, and profiled by Barton Cane, these reeds are made with a Herzberg shape and Barton’s standard profile.

The tube of the reed is given a “Herzberg” style bevel AFTER forming. Some say the bevel helps keep the tip and throat of the reed open. Some say it helps seal the tube. Some skip the process altogether to save time and because they are wimps. I think it’s worth the time and helps the reeds kick more ass.


All reeds dry for a MINIMUM of two weeks after forming.

After finishing and play-testing reeds, I wait at least at least 24 hours before play-testing again, refinishing when necessary.

Tecbond 280 hotmelt glue: Not all hot glues are the same! After consulting with manufacturers and experimenting with MANY, I found this to be the best for bassoon reeds. It is non-toxic and F.D.A. approved* (All the constituent parts of this adhesive have been approved by the American F.D.A. under C.F.R. 21.175.105).

Wires 2 and 3 are stainless steel from Craftwire USA. First wire is lead-free red brass from RJ Leahy.

Reeds are sanitized with a hydrogen peroxide solution in an ultrasonic bath, which also helps quicken the break-in period, and dried for at least three days before packaging.

$6 shipping for the first reed, $0 for each additional INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Please email Scott@BlakleyBassoon.com with what you'd like to order along with your country and city and I'll create a custom invoice for you so you don't have to be overcharged. International shipping rates start at $20 per order.

*Lil’ Asskickers bassoon reeds are not for human consumption. Do not eat, chew, or vape Lil' Asskickers!

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Whoopass Willie
  • Whoopass Willie
  • Whoopass Willie
  • Whoopass Willie

Whoopass Willie

Those who haven’t had much success with the Herzberg shape seem do really well with these. I find these reeds to be especially responsive in the low register, with good response overall, but a bit less flexibility than the classic Asskicker. But that’s just me.

Cane is expertly gouged, shaped, and profiled by Robert Williams, retired principal bassoonist of the Detroit Symphony. The shape is a Fox 2 and these reeds ARE foxy! The internal bevel is created before the cane is formed using a special beveling jig. 


All reeds dry for a MINIMUM of two weeks after forming.

After finishing and play-testing reeds, I wait at least at least 24 hours before play-testing again, refinishing when necessary.

Tecbond 280 hotmelt glue: Not all hot glues are the same! After consulting with manufacturers and experimenting with MANY, I found this to be the best for bassoon reeds. It is non-toxic and F.D.A. approved* (All the constituent parts of this adhesive have been approved by the American F.D.A. under C.F.R. 21.175.105).

Wires 2 and 3 are stainless steel from Craftwire USA. First wire is lead-free red brass from R. J. Leahy.

Reeds are sanitized with a hydrogen peroxide solution in an ultrasonic bath, which also helps quicken the break-in period, and dried for at least three days before packaging.

$6 shipping for the first reed, $0 for each additional INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Please email Scott@BlakleyBassoon.com with what you'd like to order along with your country and city and I'll create a custom invoice for you so you don't have to be overcharged. International shipping rates start at $20 per order.

*Lil’ Asskickers bassoon reeds are not for human consumption. Do not eat, chew, or vape Lil' Asskickers!

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Lil' Scrappies
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  • Lil' Scrappies
  • Lil' Scrappies

Lil' Scrappies

The absolute cheapest reeds by far that are better than garbage! https://youtu.be/0fHaFYIL0yo

This is essentially my “scratch and dent” bargain basement bin. I was tired of seeing students and hobbyists spending twice as much on reeds that were just garbage to put it mildly. Meanwhile, I’d meet others that either couldn’t afford to buy enough reeds, or found so few of what they bought to be playable, that they would hang on to reeds way too long, until they were covered with mold. YUCK!

Every reedmaker has to make a choice with reeds that are less than ideal. Some pass them off as their regular product, others throw them out and have to raise their prices to make up for the time and materials spent. And some just leave their reeds unfinished and call them “student” reeds.

But I say, “why should the world be denied cheap, decent, PLAYABLE reeds just because reedmakers are afraid to admit or show off their flawed creations”? 


Like all my reeds, I only offer reeds for sale when I have them in stock. If you order from me, it will be shipped within 3 business days.

Lil’ Scrappies still feature:

  • Play tested on two separate days

  • Two weeks minimum time on the drying rack

  • Internal bevels

  • Lead-free brass wire

  • Non-Toxic polyolefin hot melt glue

Lil' Scrappies- Bassoon reeds better than garbage!

  • Limit 6 per order. There is no distinction which Lil’ Scrappies are made with a Fox 2 (Whoopass Willie) or Herzberg (Hellraiser) shape. If you’re curious about which you have recieved, you can email me a photo and I’ll do my best to identify.
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Lil' Asskicker Combo
  • Lil' Asskicker Combo
  • Lil' Asskicker Combo
  • Lil' Asskicker Combo

Lil' Asskicker Combo

Raise a lil' hell and whoop a lil' ass! Get both styles of reeds and pay just $6 for shipping for up to 3 pairs (6 reeds total).

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Please email Scott@BlakleyBassoon.com with what you'd like to order along with your country and city and I'll create a custom invoice for you so you don't have to be overcharged. International shipping rates start at $20 per order.

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The Ultimate Bassoon Fingering Chart v3.1  INCLUDING The Mother of All Trill Charts(PDF DOWNLOAD)

    The Ultimate Bassoon Fingering Chart v3.1 INCLUDING The Mother of All Trill Charts(PDF DOWNLOAD)

    The Ultimate Bassoon Fingering Chart includes all the fingerings a professional bassoonists may ever need (aside from multiphonics and microtonal fingerings) yet is also useful and readable for beginners.

    This uniquely annotated fingering chart covers the entire range of the bassoon up to A5 (a perfect 5th above the Rite of Spring solo!) Modifications to improve slurs, intonation, and extreme dynamics are included. The diagrams are also color-coded to draw attention to often-neglected keys.

    This now includes THE MOTHER OF ALL TRILL CHARTS, which includes 70 trill fingerings (over 140 fingerings in all) plus many modifications and annotations, ranging from B1 to G♭5!

    While this does not include every fingering found in the 370 pages of Cooper and Toplansky's Essentials of Bassoon Technique aka "The Big Red Book", it includes several which are not. Additionally, it is much quicker to find the notes you need without a bunch of fingerings you do not. It's portable as a printed PDF or digital file and much more affordable!

    This fingering chart was created with two primary goals in mind: The first, to represent the optimal fingerings for most bassoons and players. However, every player’s setup, from instrument, to bocal, to reed, to each player’s anatomy is different. Every artist is entitled to and should make their own aesthetic and technical choices for managing their instrument. Thus the second goal of this chart is to inspire critical-thinking about each fingering’s unique traits in regards to intonation, timbre, resonance, and facility.

    Updated versions of the chart will be available periodically and FREE for those who have already purchased.

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    Lil' AssTrucker Cap
    • Lil' AssTrucker Cap
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    Lil' AssTrucker Cap

    Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend.

    Now when you're driving your rig and pulling into Love's you can show everyone what kind of bassoonist you are: An ASSKICKING bassoonist!

    • 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
    • Structured, five-panel, high profile
    • Flat bill
    • Snapback closure
    • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)
    • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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    Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap
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    • Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap
    • Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap
    • Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap
    • Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap

    Lil' Fitted Asskicker Cap

    Don't think mesh is cool? Prefer a more air-tight seal on your noggin? This is the cap for you!

    Available in two sizes with an elastic stretch band, this hat is a sure winner in comfort! It has an athletic shape with a curved visor.

    • 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
    • Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
    • 6 embroidered eyelets
    • Stretch band
    • Silver undervisor
    • Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
    • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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    Asskicker Bumper Magnet

      Asskicker Bumper Magnet

      Got a sweet ride? A cool refrigerator? Or any other fine piece of ferrous metal?

      • 100% vinyl
      • Matte finish
      • Black magnetic backing
      • Weather-resistant
      • Blank product sourced from the US

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      Asskicker Tee
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      Asskicker Tee

      Not everyone puts Lil' Asskickers on thier bocals. But you can still put on some Lil' Asskicker swag. Start more conversations and get more dates with the Lil' Asskicker Tee!

      Sizing info at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269959/tee-sizes.png

      • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
      • Pre-shrunk fabric
      • Side-seamed construction
      • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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      Asskickin Hoodie
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      Asskickin Hoodie

      Get nice and cozy with a Lil' Asskicker hoodie!

      Sizing chart at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269957/hoodie-sizes.png

      • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
      • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
      • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
      • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
      • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
      • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
      • Front pouch pocket
      • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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      Asskicker Mug
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      • Asskicker Mug
      • Asskicker Mug
      • Asskicker Mug
      • Asskicker Mug

      Asskicker Mug

      The Lil' Asskickers mug is great for soaking reeds or teabags. Slay in the office or studio with a Lil' Asskickers mug!

      • Ceramic
      • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
      • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
      • Colored rim, inside, and handle
      • Dishwasher and microwave safe

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      Asskicker Undies

        Asskicker Undies

        Not everyone put's Lil' Asskickers on their bocals. Now you can put em on your crotch!

        Sizing info at https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269960/undies-sizes.png

        These boxer briefs are made from a soft and stretchy material that ensures comfort throughout the day. The boxer briefs have no back seam, and they feature a lined front pouch for extra comfort and support.

        • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
        • Mid-rise
        • Lined front pouch for additional support
        • 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
        • Crotch panel
        • Overlock and coverstitch
        • No back seam for extra comfort

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        Asskickin Sports Bra
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        Asskickin Sports Bra

        Lil' Asskickers are here to support you too! The absolute most comfortable way to cover your chest in reeds!

        Note the white/black color option only refers to the piping/trim

        Size Chart at: https://blakleybassoon.com/files/1269956/bra-sizes.png

        Get the perfect bra for your workouts! This comfy bra has a soft moisture-wicking fabric, extra materials in shoulder straps, and removable padding for maximum support.

        • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
        • Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
        • Sports mesh lining: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
        • Padding: 100% polyurethane perforated foam and 100% polyester moisture-wicking fabric
        • Four-way stretch material
        • Scoop neckline and racerback
        • Support material in shoulder straps, and a wide elastic under breasts
        • Best for A–C cups
        • Removable padding included
        • Mesh lining with slits for removing paddings
        • Flat seams and bias binding that eliminate rubbing

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        Asskickin Tote

          Asskickin Tote

          It's a well known fact that the tote bag is the single most effective accessory when it comes to expressing your true identity to the public. Let the world know who you really are!

          • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
          • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
          • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
          • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
          • Open main compartment

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